Achtung Baby [31 Dec 2008|12:00pm] [ mood | amused ] Chances are you followed me from ONTD because I pissed you off. 1) I don't give a flying fuck. 2) Why the fuck are you following me? Creepy fuck. 3) I'm not a troll for stating my goddamn opinion and/or calling you out on your stupid bullshit. 4) I probably don't like you and never will. Because you suck. 5) I'm not fat, ugly, bitter, friendless, poor, and/or dumb. You're crushed, aren't you? But feel free to base your assumptions off some words I write in ONTD. 6) If any of this bothers you? Then get the fuck over it and seek therapy. post comment

Mmm, noodle soup. [18 Aug 2003|07:20pm] Foods I've Never Eaten, which I Would Like to Sample Before I Die: Deep-fried Twinkies Deep-fried candy bars Funnel cakes Egg creams Anything from Jamba Juice Anything from Chipotle Frogs' legs Escargot Frozen custard Ethiopian food Anything from a restaurant that has expensive-as-fuck food. You know, those ones you read in travel guides that have "$$$$$$$$$$$$" next to their names. Yes, those. Who reads this? If you would like to post your confession anonymously, go ahead. I have received three comments so far. The comments made me happy, even the rude anonymous comment. Thanks. 4 comments|post comment

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